¡CARAJO ESCARABAJO!
I AM SECRETLY A FUCKING DINOSAUR! I HAD YOU ALL FOOLED!!!
HOW STUPID DO YOU FEEL? THINKING I WAS A PERSON?! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAA.
BET YOU FELT LIKE THIS:
BASK IN MY NON-EXTINCT GLORY!!
stupid humans thought i was human too.pfft. i’m a dinosaur bitches!
….hmm…
i’ve never had braces (didn’t need them) and i’ve never broken any bones. also, i’ve never had stitches.
woot! one to go!
i don’t care about spoilers. sometimes i spoil myself.
they get me excited for stuff. of course i understand not everyone feels this way. so there’s that.
i’ve always liked that i’m from Chicago, but what pleases me most is that Ted Kord was from Chicago too.
we are connected.
and now
i’m in Texas, where Jaime’s at. sure, im not in El Paso, but one day…. one day
(i looooooove this number)
i practice my maniacal laughs when i’m alone. sometimes they are outright diabolical.
when i was like 6 i loved rollerblading!
now i don’t know how…i forgot.
one time i tried on some inlines and almost broke my face
i laugh bitterly the most.
apparently i am very bitter. and am called cynical a fucking lot.
which, looking back is kind of sad because i used to be the most optimistic idealist ever. one of my best friends once told me that i still am, but that i rarely let that be seen.
maybe i’m just disappointed.
i never read the directions when assembling something.
and it always comes out ok. so. yeah.
fuck instructions!!
when i wear tights or leggings under a dress, i wear underwear on the outside because it makes me feel like a superhero.
like right now, i’m wearing my gray leggings and over them, my star wars undies. true story
i hate wearing headphones. they make me feel suffocated. gross.
aside: holy shit i’m almost to 100. didn’t think i’d make it this long. you guys are probs like *phew* finally.
my favorite flavor of any pop ever is apple.
fizzy apple juice, pretty much. it’s delicious.
remember how i’m not too fond of grammar?
well, i’m not a huge fan of spelling either.
i mean, look at english! how the fuck does spelling even work? why can’t it work like spanish were it makes sense?!?!
actually, i’m pretty good at spelling, i think. but i hate it when people i don’t know on the internet correct my spelling. fuck you.
i think babies are gross and ugly.
they’re all wrinkly and puffy and red. and ugly. they don’t get cute until they’re toddlers.
there have been very few exceptions in my life. one of them was me.
i hate watching skin break.
i can watch the goriest of movies, but i cannot sit through a surgery scene. it just makes me want to throw up.
even though i love the numbers 96 and 81, my absolute favorite number is a googol.
even more than a mole.
