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Hey! Araceli here! Sometimes i blog en ESPAÑOL. This is my blog and i post what i want. Be warned. Also, i blog a lot of tacos sometimes. . awesome .gif courtesy of: http://askjaimereyes.tumblr.com/

*extreme emotion*

Posts tagged "the secret life of me"

GREETINGS TUMBLRBROS!

how are you? you doing good? everyone alive and well? i see some of you changed icons and usernames…..

anyway

took my sisters to their first con ever this weekend and we just got back. we went to Akon with some friends and they really liked it and plan on going with me next year (hopefully). they did say they want to start watching anime and reading manga. I don’t know much about these things, so if you can think of something awesome to read/watch you should drop it in my inbox! and i will love you forever.

yup. that’s it.

my brother-in-law (the sorry excuse for a human, not the sexy mechanic)

keeps using the n word. and it drives me up a wall. and he uses it to get my sisters’ attention and gets annoyed when they don’t respond.

can he just drop off the edge of the earth or something. ugh

and then he drops by our house and eats our food like it’s his house. and brings all his ids expecting us to take care of them. as if i have no other shit to do. da fuq i look like? a daycare center?

applying for a job at walmart and i have to take an assessment test

imma fail this shit. it’s asking questions about how to deal with customers and shit in certain situations.

no bueno

i had another dream where i was a bara

this is concerning.

my dad took us out to gyros for dinner and this was the discussion

my bro: if you could be any animal, what would you be?

Al.: a centaur

me: a wolf. nevermind. a UNICORN!

Al.: i’d be a dragon. and i’d eat ponies for breakfast. and unicorns for dinner.

me: ….i wanna be a sphinx.

my bro: those aren’t real!!!

me: you never specified.

tell me my siblings aren’t quality. i dare you.

it's the ringtone for a special someone. i didn't feel like explaining

12 year old sister: what's S&M? i don't get it. why is it bad? what is it?
me: .......um.....
her: what? i just don't know!
me: good. you are 12. you shouldn't know.

cincosechzehn:

Me.

(via comicallycool)

sometimes i get sad because i don’t have a middle name. and then i kanye shrug because my name is too cool for a middle name

(via ivnorante)

the secret life of me

i swear this is the last one, and it’s going under a cut.

@chibodees-girls are you happy now?

…..i should have added a no tag-backs clause…. *shakes fist @ rocketmf* i’m not tagging people though. that’s a lot of people.

Boxers or briefs? BOTH!
If you could live in any fictional world, which one would you chose? AH SHIT……UM…. RANDLAND.
What is your fondest memory from childhood?. hm. when my dad would make coffee really late at night and make me hot cocoa and we would sit outside and he’d make up stories about the stars.
Favorite dinosaur? Mekishikoraptor. (not a real dinosaur, i know)
Favorite thing to learn about? stars. and fictional characters. and baking.
Preferred weapon to fight zombies? sword axe
DC or Marvel? jajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajjajajajaja……i read more DC.
If you could travel through all of space and time, where and when would you go? the future so i can get my mother fucking teleporter and/or jet pack
What superpower would you want to have? to go into people’s mind and dreams….or superspeed…or….a beetle grafted to my spine. whatever.
Do you have any weird, random, useless talents? i don’t think so…
Rock, paper, or scissors? dayum. now that’s a loaded question…. rock.